Anonymous asked: Will pay $50 for a video of your feet

Haha seriously?

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My home screen looks so fucking cute

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The hair dryer that my mum had from before I was born broke the other day, my housemate who’s hair dryer I’m borrowing goes home on Monday, I have no money. Fuck off.

I guess the hair dryer did well though.

Nothing says, “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.

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LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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